Yearbook Superlatives Handed out for Drinks in Asheville, NC

In Asheville, North Carolina, where the beverage scene is vibrant and innovative, local editors decided to dabble in the whimsical yet hilariously relatable method of high school yearbook superlatives to describe the variety of drinks the city has to offer.

Most Likely to Succeed: Cold Brew Growler

Locally brewed Cold Brew Growler at Kota Kai was awarded the title of ‘Most Likely to Succeed’. This refreshingly icy beverage is increasingly popular among locals and tourists alike, earning its place at the top.

Class Clown: You Boys Like Mexico!?!?!?

There’s always a beverage that adds extra fizz to the party and fits the bill of ‘Class Clown.’ When it comes to this, You Boys Like Mexico!?!?!?, a high-proof tequila-based cocktail at Tiki Easy Bar, cannot be overlooked. With a tie-in to the comedy cult classic ‘Super Troopers,’ this drink carries humor in its very name.

Best Dressed: Jasmine Pearls

Dobra’s blooming flower teas, particularly the dainty Jasmine Pearls, poses a visual treat to the drinker before even reaching the taste buds, thus bagging the title ‘Best Dressed.’ The elegantly sewn tea leaves and jasmine present a picturesque view to the observer.

School Spirit: 828 Pale Ale

The ‘School Spirit’ title goes to the 828 Pale Ale by Asheville Brewing Company. As an ode to the city’s spirit, this everyday pale ale refreshment hits the right note with its flavors and is a popular choice among locals.

Cutest Couple: The Navy G&T

In the boozy pairing category, Antidote’s signature cocktail combination The Navy G&T, gin and tonic sat comfortably with the superlative ‘Cutest Couple.’ This beautifully blended cocktail has always been a favorite among the patrons.

Final Thoughts

These superlative awards do more than just describe beverages in Asheville. They serve as a testament to the city’s thriving drinks scene and the creativity that flows within it. From cold brews to tequila and tea, Asheville offers a delightful and diverse mix of beverages suited to all tastes and preferences.